Live Free, Or Die

Sam. 22. Buffalo, NY. Pariah.

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

(via dangnabbbit)

rikkipoynter:

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

"When you’re on your lady week."

Someone date this guy already.

(via daniellaivashkovs)