Can’t afford my rent, can’t afford my important doctor’s appointment, can’t afford to move away from my problems but its ok. I’ll be just fine.
At least I have something to laugh at. Fucking idiot.
You literally can’t trust a single person. Everyone fucks up and is sketchy in some way, shape or form. Some people just disguise it better.
This is hilarious.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
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